"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
09/20/2013 at 13:57 • Filed to: None
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"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
09/20/2013 at 13:57 • Filed to: None | 6
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If you must engage a troll (and I usually advise against it), the best thing you can do is completely ignore whatever it is the troll rambling about, hijack the thread, and turn it into a conversation about the hit '70s television show Three's Company.
Troll: "STFU loser, ur teh dumb! [Insert troll's unsolicited extreme view on abortion/gay marriage/gun control/the president that has nothing to do with the initial post]."
Response: "Even with the addition of veteran actor Don Knotts to the cast, I feel like Three's Company really jumped the shark after the Ropers were spun-off into their own sitcom. The show really peaked during the Suzanne Somers years!"
Troll: ...
Nine times out of ten, the results are highly amusing.
AbigGRNboot
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 13:58 |
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With fire, or the arms just grow back.
William Byrd
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 13:59 |
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In case it helps anyone. Great song.
Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.
Come and dance on on our floor......
Take a step that is new.....
We've a loveable space that needs your face,
Three's company too.
You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you......
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three's company, too!!!!!!
source:
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/three…
Xesty
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 13:59 |
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haha i must try this. With my luck though they would be an avid Three's Company fan and retort with a logical response thus shutting me down. meh, it would be worth it.
Victorious Secret
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 14:00 |
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I'm going with "I like lamp"
Tom McParland
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 14:01 |
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In real-life conversations I prefer brain-melting questions-
Troll: Blah, blah, politics...ignorance...blah
Me: Yeah well...how am I going to eat soup without an envelope?
Troll: ????
Me: I gotta go
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 14:02 |
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Fat Albert references would also work, as would subtly composing all your response posts from the perspective of Mork or Alf.
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AbigGRNboot
> AbigGRNboot
09/20/2013 at 14:06 |
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What too nerdy?
Slave2anMG
> William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 14:07 |
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Thanks for THAT earworm. I am now compelled to hunt you down and give you 40 lashes with a chloroformed earthworm.
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William Byrd
> Slave2anMG
09/20/2013 at 14:12 |
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A little something for your troubles:
PRBot II
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 14:13 |
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Damn, where's Autovox when you need him?
I can wait.
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William Byrd
> AbigGRNboot
09/20/2013 at 14:17 |
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That's pretty relative around here.
GreenN_Gold
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 14:23 |
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That show promoted the gay agenda. Thanks Obama.
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Slave2anMG
> William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 14:26 |
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Voof. I'm old enough to have been a furiously horny teen when that photo came out. I'll be back in little while...
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William Byrd
> Slave2anMG
09/20/2013 at 14:28 |
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Nothing wrong with a little reminiscing.
highmodulus
> Jagvar
09/20/2013 at 15:02 |
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I use the Golden Girls, cause ah yeah
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highmodulus
> highmodulus
09/20/2013 at 15:03 |
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Also Bea ain't got time for your crap.
Kugelblitz
> William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 15:52 |
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I always wanted the brunette chick. Janet?
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William Byrd
> Kugelblitz
09/20/2013 at 19:35 |
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Yep!